dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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