Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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