and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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