Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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