Ketchup is God's man juice
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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