I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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