wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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