There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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