do herpes really smell.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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