He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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