Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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