Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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