I think i peed on brittanys purse
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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