Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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