it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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