Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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