pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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