what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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