Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
this just has baby written all over it
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
did i walk over a car last night?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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