I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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