Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
did i just pee glitter
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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