u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize