What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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