I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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