im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
