Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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