Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just want nice things and good sex
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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