This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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