This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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