Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I have post one night stand depression
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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