yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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