The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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