Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just had sex on a roof
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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