You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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