I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
porn star boner night. come get it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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