Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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