Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
