we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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