Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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