hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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