someone threw a dead crab at me
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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