I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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