Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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