Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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