Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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