wrigley field is MILF paradise
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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