FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm always down for nudity.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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