He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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