We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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