I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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