any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Actions speak louder than pants.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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