I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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