Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
