What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
