Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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