if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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