How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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