I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize