Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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