She said her name was "party"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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