I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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