Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
